Have a happy New Year, humans.
Ridiculous how news spreads around here.
anderchester asked: is it true you are having a love affair with Lord Tubbington?
What is a Lord Tubbington? That is, to say, who? Not a handsome cat, surely. Ahem.
My human insisted that I go with him to the McKinley palace - a cottage, really - and he has me stashed in a crate under his chair. Ugh.
'Operation Win Sectionals And Use Our Success To Lure Blaine Back To His Rightful Kingdom' is written on a whiteboard. Though I admire their persistence, I believe the humans have lost it.
The humans are singing and dancing to a rather peculiar song. It sounds nice enough, but the lyrics leave me unsure. I don’t think this is about an actual whistle.
Humans are strange.