Have a happy New Year, humans.

Ridiculous how news spreads around here.

blainekatzman asked: is it true you are having a love affair with Lord Tubbington?

What is a Lord Tubbington? That is, to say, who? Not a handsome cat, surely. Ahem.

darrencrissisruiningmychristmas:

I bet the warblers got a cat because some of the boys were dying to see some pussy

Well, I can’t deny that I am the finest ‘pussy’ money can buy. Move over, Red Light District.

(via darrencrissisruiningmylife)

My human insisted that I go with him to the McKinley palace - a cottage, really - and he has me stashed in a crate under his chair. Ugh.

‘Operation Win Sectionals And Use Our Success To Lure Blaine Back To His Rightful Kingdom’ is written on a whiteboard. Though I admire their persistence, I believe the humans have lost it.

The humans are singing and dancing to a rather peculiar song. It sounds nice enough, but the lyrics leave me unsure. I don’t think this is about an actual whistle.

Humans are strange.

Excuse me, but you don’t just unfollow a fabulous individual such as myself.